Running away from my issues

The other day- actually, on Mother's day, I bought these shoes at TJmaxx. I thought they would be totally cute to bum around in. I am super exited to wear them, as I usually buy old-lady type of "athletic" shoe. I thought it was funny that they say "GO run" on them, as I had no plans to run, or even walk fast. Eff that. I prefer to shuffle about...

Here's the deal. I totally have issues with needing to blow off steam. I have fantasies of punching things and learning to kick-box all fancy like some little Asian karate ninja-guy. I imagine that I would be all cool and sneaky and then POW! karate some mean-guy right in the junk.

But I know that I would look totally stupid and probably hurt myself.

Back to the blowing off steam. I am going to listen to my shoes which are commanding me to go run. Because I used to run and it helped blow off steam. I always start out running all crazy and bouncy and flailing about. Remember the Friends episode where Phoebe and Rachel run and Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's running skills? Maybe this will refresh your memory...

So, I don't know when, but I know fo sho that I need to go pound some pavement. Now I need some sexy compression pants to strap in my jiggly hindquarters....